Harley Poe – Blind Date (Guitar)

    E
The evening's bright

                  A
You're goin' on a date tonight

                    B
And everything's feeling alright

                     E
And maybe you'll get laid

   E
He seems so nice

                    A
He took you out for shrimp and rice

                       B
You kissed him without thinking twice

                       E
But the sentiment will fade

          B
Ain't that nice?

         E
Well you really didn't know the definition of weird

         F#m
Until he took you back to his place

   B
He showed you things you didn't know you feared

        A                     E
When he let you see his other face

              E
You guys were gettin' kinda kinky, you were makin' out

        F#m
You had just taken off your clothes

       B
You decided to go down, but then you let out a shout

        A                     E
When he whipped out his giant hose

       C#m           A         E
He said, "this is my twin brother

Ab
 He wants to join in the show

A
 We've gone too far to say no

C#m            A           E
 He's tired of bein' smothered

Ab
 Do you think you can give him a kiss

A
 You don't have to but you might just miss

F#m              A            B
out on the best night of your life"

       E
So you said, "oh well

                      A
He's kind of cute, so what the hell

                 B
A little sucking face sounds swell"

                 E   B
Menage a trois initiate

           E
But he's a nervous case

                      A
In the middle of your sweet embrace

                 B
He threw up all over your face

                       E
And now you're a blind date

          B
Ain't that great?

F#m
Clean your face off, hon

C#m
Put your clothes back on

     A
Then tell him you gotta run

         B
And then lose his number