Harley Poe – Bad Guys Christmas (Guitar)

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Christmas everyone and the fun has just begun, soon Santa will be here

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Rehearsed this once or twice and we know it won't be nice but we really just don't care

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We drank eggnog with the boys and we talked about the toys that we'd like to get all year

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Can you imagine all the shit we don't need but we could get if we just kept the Santa here

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Grab the chloroform and hide behind the Christmas tree

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We'll do our best to make it easy peasy

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Don't forget that Santa is immortal and I bet those elves are packing heat (alright)

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We made ourselves a plan and the world won't understand but in this life we all want more

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You can judge us if you like but you ain't getting a new bike when the bodies hit the floor

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We'll keep him comfortable I swear we can feed him his reindeer keep him healthy making toys

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We're all aware this isn't fair but we've chosen not to share with the other girls and boys

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We thought it first we know you are just jealous (baapaabapa)

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Of our dream you'd all attempt it if you could (papabaaa)

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We spent a year planning our atrocious little scheme (uuuuuu)

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You spent yours being good

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What do you mean he don't exist, that is a lie I must resist

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Then who that fuck is leaving toys for all the little girls and boys

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You're telling me he isn't real I can't deny the way I feel

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It validates me, I don't accept the:

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Tooth fairy

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Easter bunny

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Jesus and Mary

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Cher and Sonny

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But not old fatty

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That isn't funny

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There goes my ticket to making money Hey

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Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara

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Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara

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Damdadamdadamdadam

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Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara

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Radarada darada darada ra ra ra ra rara

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Damdadamdadamdadam

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Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuu