Hank Williams Jr. – This Aint Dallas (Guitar)

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This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

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This is a real life two job working family

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And I ain't J.R. you ain't Sue Ellen

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We're just a man and a woman holding things together

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I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five

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I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffeur to drive

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My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen

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Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three

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This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

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This is a real life two job working family

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And I ain't J.R. you ain't Sue Ellen

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We're just a man and a woman holding things together

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Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream

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You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam

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Joan and Linda Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see

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My ole lady said I know what you're thinkin’

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I said now      honey

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Don't you know all of that is on TV

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And this ain't Dallas this ain't Dynasty

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This is   makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

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And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen

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Nah we're just man and woman holding this thing together

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And this ain't Dallas this ain't Dynasty

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This is   makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

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And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen

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Nah we're just man and woman holding things together

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And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together

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Turn off the tv

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And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

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This is a   real life, two job workin family

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And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen

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Nah we're just man and woman holding things together

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I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five

                                     F    G       C
I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffeur to drive

F                 D#              C#           C
My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen

                           E7        A7      D            G       C
Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three

               F                     C
And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty

          G                           C
This is a   real life, two job workin family

            F                      C
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen

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Nah we're just man and woman holding this thing together

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Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream

                              F        G      C
Yo, J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam

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Joan and Linda Victoria and Morgan  they're a sight to see

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My ole lady said I know what you're thinkin’

          E7 A7
I said now   honey

               D              G   C
Don't you know all of that is on TV

               F                 C
And this ain't Dallas this ain't Dynasty

        G                         C
This is   makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

            F                      C
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen

               Am            G                    C
Nah we're just man and woman holding this thing together

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Oh, this ain’t Dallas and this ain’t dynasty

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This is   makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

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And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen

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Nah we're just man and woman holding things together

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Hey we're just man and woman holding this thing together