Hank Williams Jr. – The Cow Turd Blues (Guitar)

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There's some things in this country you don't mess with

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And I am blessed to be on that short list

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We're out here in the real world

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Not that feel good media swirl

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And we've something for you – read our lips

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They made a huge miscalculation

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About the mood of this nation

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Good workin' people done got tired of bein' wronged

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Then they saw one of their own

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Get mistreated and dumped on

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They were standin' behind him, he's not alone

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I wanna dedicate this song to Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood,

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and the first man that said this - President Harry Truman

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Never kick a cow turd on a hot day

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Or you might get some poo on your pants legs

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Kickin' around old Hank's son

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But America had my back all the way

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Remember never kick a cow turd on a hot day

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Never pick up a rattle snake the wrong way

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Never ever kick, would've been much smarter just let it slip

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Never kick a cow turd, should've let the man just be heard

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Never kick a cow turd on a hot day