Hank Williams Jr. – Dinosaur (Ukulele)

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Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers

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And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

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And that ain't rock and roll your playin

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And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

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Your singing a song about making love to your drummer

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Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on

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And we don't all get in to donna summers

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Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs

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Cause you see I'm a di nosaur

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I should have died out a long time before

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Have Pitty on a di nosaur

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Hand me my hat excuse me maam but where's the door

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Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout

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We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights

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Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back

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And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right

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And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy

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And this disco's very strange to my ears

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Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship

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And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

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Give us our hats

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Excuse me maam

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Where's the door