Hank Williams Jr. – Attitude Adjustment (Guitar)

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Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night

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And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight

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And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room

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And just about the time he got the words out

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An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth

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And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom

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It was an attitude adjustment, I guess it was his first time

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 An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine

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He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth

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And just one appointment straightened him right out 

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It was an attitude adjustment, it'll work every time

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Now I've got this big ol' brother-in-law

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And me and him just never did get along

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'Cause he wants to make sure I'm treating his sister right

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He got drunk one night, started beating me up

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And I went and got a tire tool out of the truck

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And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

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It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time

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 An attitude adjustment, I made him see the light

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Now he says I'm his kind of man

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And he comes around me with his hat in his hand

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It was an attitude adjustment, I cured all his family pride

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Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face

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And I said, "Darlin', that was your first mistake"

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And then she went wild and her eyes turned red

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She started breaking everything and screaming loud

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And kickin' me and cussin' me out

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And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head

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It was an attitude adjustment, ah, she loves on me all the time

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Just an attitude adjustment, she got a whole new frame of mind

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She don't nag, I don't beg, we get along and like I said

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Just an attitude adjustment, oh everything's just fine (Well, almost)

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 She called the cops to take me in

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And I said, "You're never gonna do it, friends"

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And they just smiled and said, "Oh yes, we will"

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Now a stick to the head and some kicks to the shins

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And several bites by Rin Tin Tin

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And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

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It was an attitude adjustment, oh I went along peacefully

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 Attitude adjustment, they made me clearly see

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'Cause my head is black and my legs are blue

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And both kneecaps are bit clean through

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It was an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new

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Just an attitude adjustment, it makes my whole life look brand new

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  Mmhmm, yes, I understand just fine. Perfectly.