Hank Williams III – The Grand Ole Opry Aint So Grand Anymore (Guitar Acoustic)

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Well the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore

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Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member but they keep 'im outside their door

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Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74

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Said the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore

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Well they were nervous about Waylon cause he had a crooked smile

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For many many years they never wanted Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud

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Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around

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Hell nah 'cause they're too up tight wild for real rebels like to get down

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To most people listening to this it might seem like I'm talking shit

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But if you look behind the scenes of who's pulling the strings well god dammit it'll make ya sick

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Hank Williams still ain't reinstated and I'll tell ya that's fuckin' bullshit

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And if King Jimmy Martin if he was still here he'd tell 'em all to suck his dick

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Well they were nervous about Waylon 'cause he had a crooked smile

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For many many years they never wanted Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud

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Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around

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Hell nah 'cause they're too up tight wild for real rebels like to get down

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And the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore

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Well they done fucked off the people that made it when it wasn't shit before

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Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74

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Said the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore

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Nah the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore

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Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member but they keep 'im outside their door

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Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74

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Said the grand ole opry ain't so graaaaand aaaaanyyymore

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              You know it makes me wonder folks, Has the opry sinned?