Hank Williams III – Cunt Of A Bitch (Guitar)

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Hey, god damn it. That bitch knocked me the fuck out!

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That bitch she stole my cocaine,

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She's wanted all around.

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I did my best to watch my ass,

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But she done took me down.

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That bitch she stole my cocaine,

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And now she's on the run.

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And I heard she was even fucking a cop,

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Just to steal his loaded gun.

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Well I met her in Texarkana,

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And I was drinking pirate rum.

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She said she wanted to suck my dick,

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And made me wanna cum.

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Than all of a sudden I just saw black,

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And I woke up on the ground.

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That cunt of a bitch she took my wallet,

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And that's how it went down.

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That bitch she stole my cocaine,

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And now she's on the run.

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And i'm gonna pistol whip her,

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With my fucking loaded gun.

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That bitch she stole my cocaine,

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And I'm gonna hunt her down.

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And when I see her god damn face,

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She ain't gonna be so proud

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He met her in Texarkana,

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He was trying to stay alive.

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That bitch she tried to kill him,

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And tried to fuck his life.

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He did his best to watch his ass,

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But she done took him down,

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He just got a tip that,

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She's in Tennessee now.

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Well, rebel Allan King from Hell,

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Stopped and got the sound.

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I wish I was making the story up,

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But that's how it went down.

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You know the king always gives his,

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Best hillbilly advice.

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He'd rather killed that bitch,

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But he said he kept her alive.

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That bitch she took my cocaine,

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And now she's on the run.

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And I did my best to watch my ass,

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But she done had some fun.

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That bitch she took my cocaine,

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And now she's on the run.

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And I heard she's even fucking Johnny Law,

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Just to steal his loaded fucking god damn son of a bitches gun.

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Yeah she, that cunt, she's standing right there with another victim in her eyes,

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And I know she's gettin' ready takin' him around back just to tell him about her lies.

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Ahh, you know I'm creepin' around that in corner, I got a damn good surprise,

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I'm gonna wrap that bitch in rusted barbedwire and make her set her own ass on fire.

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Well I met her in Texarkana,

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And I was drinking pirate rum.

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She said she wanted to turn some tricks,

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And play with my loaded gun.

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But than all of a sudden I just saw black,

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And I woke up on the ground.

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That cunt of a bitch she took my wallet,

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And that's how it went down.

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That bitch she stole Hank's cocaine,

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But she can't get to far.

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... that bitch ... and used to got some bar.

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That bitch she stole Hank's cocaine,

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But now she's on the ground.

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That devil came a'knocking with the loners out of town.

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He used to smoke his neon,

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...

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Until I pistol whip her, that bitch, to the other side of her brain

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She done me wrong, ...

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That devil came, ...

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And brought that cheap cocaine that served the promised land.

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Well Allan king from Hell stopped her and helped me get the sound,

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He said if I had killed that bitch I'll be up till by now.

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You know it's time for the hillbilly king to sing another line,

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Because he's the one who created this sound with all his rebel pride.

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That bitch she stole Hank's cocaine,

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But now she's on the ground.

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That devil came a'knocking with the loners out of town.

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That bitch she stole Hank's cocaine,

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But now she's on the ground.

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That devil came a'knocking with the loners out of town, town, town, town.