Hank Green – The List (Ukulele)

      C
I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about 1 am

  F
I can't believe I'm hanging out with Margo Roth Spiegelman

       C
She hands me a grocery list, and I say: 'what is this?'

       F                             F                   
She gives me a hundred dollars and says: that should cover it

F
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

   C
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet

   F
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water

   F                           F                 C
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee

C
She told me about the Vaseline, very specifically

F                                                          
there's a baby size, a mommy size and a big fat daddy

C
the daddy is the one I need, I don't know why I need it

         F                              F            C
but you don't argue with Margo Roth Spiegelman, I agree

F
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

   C
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet

   F
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water

   F                           F                 C
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeeeee

C
I walk up to the door of the grocery store

     F                        F                       C
preparing myself for all the weird looks that I'm in for

         C
I mean, what do you do when the cashier looks at you

             F                     F                C
and you got those assorted items sitting there in front of you

F
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

   C
a six-pack of mountain dew, Tissues and some Veet

   F
a dozen Tulips, a Bottle Of water

   F                          F                   C
a Can of blue Spray paint, a giant tub of vaselineeeee