Hank Green – Please Buy My Album - Song Medley (Guitar)

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Please buy my album. I really did work on it a lot,

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and now that it's done, I'll tell you the tracks that it's got.

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And I'm not just gonna list them

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I'm gonna play a medley of them all.

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Because there are a lot,

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17 tracks. And you may have forgot

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'em, I'm gonna sing them all right now.

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And that's not the most exciting part,

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I'll also show you sharkeyejones' art

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and now let's start.

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I don't know what you mean when you say

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please explain what is D  F  T  B

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I don't know what you mean when you say

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please explain what is D  F  T  B  A

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Oh, this isn't Hogwarts

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This is a concrete box

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And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk

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And the deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy

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But she has no freaking idea what else to be

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I know that you don't think I know that I know what I know

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I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't

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The mink had lost her furry scarf

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She said it was stolen

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The shoe salesmen he wanted to help

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Because he had so much soul

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She's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel

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Yes, Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel

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Protons and neutrons

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The electron cloud scattered around

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She was the first girl who ever made me fall in love

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I just took too long to ask her

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To the freaking Yule Ball

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Well, there's a lot of cool things about the County Fair

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But the Demolition Derby, is why I'm there.

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And if fatherhood is the most important job by far

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Then why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?

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Why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?

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I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine also known as the colon

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I started feeling kinda shitty when I turned 23

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And then the pain got worse and worse everyday and the days turned into weeks

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You don't love me because I'm not Edward Cullen

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I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen

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This is the plot to every television crime show

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Everyone thinks of Jesus

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on the eve of Christmas

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But no one ever thinks to put him on their list

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So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.

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This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises.

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There's no place that I'd rather be

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Then livin' here with my nerdy friends

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making videos happily

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On Nerdfighteria Island

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On Nerdfighteria Island

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On Nerdfighteria Island

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So I guess it all makes sense at the end

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Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end