Hank Green – Nerdfighteria Island (Guitar)

G
I wake up in my race-car bed

D
tame the puff that's on my head

Em
my feet are cold as they hit the floor

C                      D
I don't think I'm home anymore

G
John shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,

D
but I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.

Em
settle down now, clear the area,

C                 D
then look out the window."

Em                                        C
'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.

Em                              D
this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G                 D                C D7
there's no place that I'd rather be

G           D            C     F
than living here with my nerdy friends

G      D     C     D7
making videos happily

G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island

G
dressing up like I did in high school,

D
taking sexy photographs,

Em
talking of women who like men

C                 D
and giraffes who like giraffes

G
let's go down to Nerdfighteria City

D
where the roads are paved with Peeps

Em
and everyone is so witty

C                     D
and there are no perverted creeps

Em                                        C
'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.

Em                              D
this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G                D               C D7
there's nothing that I'd rather eat

G                D      C   F
than foods that perfectly blend

G            D                  C D7
god I love smoothies made of meat

G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island

G
there's certain rules you should obey,

     D
like don't ever FTBA,

Em
and now I come to think of it,

C                         D
let's take the worldsuck down a bit.

G
we don't care one iota

D
about Winner, South Dakota,

Em
now we've got our awesome island,

C                     D
with awesome seas and awesome awesome.

Em                                        C
'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.

Em                              D
this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G                 D                C D7
there's no place that I'd rather be

G           D            C     F
than living here with my nerdy friends

G      D     C     D7
making videos happily

G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island

G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island