Hank Green – Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas (Guitar)

C           F
Oh boys and girls it's

C            G
That time of year again

C                     F
It's time to show off all our

    C             G
Generosity to our friends

C             F
We've been waiting for

C             G
Three hundred sixty four

C                   F
Days in which we've been real good

    C               G
And done all of our chores

C
But I think that it's important

F
That we think of those out there

F
To whom we do not give presents

G
Even though we really care

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'Cause there's just one man

         C
Who gets nothing each year

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Even though he hasn't been bad

       F        G
How he longs to hear

C      Am
Santas reindeer

F
But he never has

    G                   C Am
And yeah that makes him sad

   F             G                   C
He never has and yeah that makes him sad

          F        G         C Am
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus

F      G      C     Am
On the eve of Christmas

    F           G             C            Am
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list

   F          G           C
So jesus gets nothing for christmas

     F          G           C
Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas

   C          F
When he was a boy

 C      G
Back in galillee

C            F
He never got presents

C                G
Christmas didn't exist you see

    C             F
And now that he's grown

C       G
No body guessed

        C
That he really wants that

F        C                G
24 piece metric drill bit set

C
Jesus is a carpenter

    F
You know that that is true

         F
And he's tired of using

  G
2000 year old tools

F           G
Just because he's the man

         C
Who gets nothing each year

F              G           C
Even though he hasn't been bad

       F        G
How he longs to hear

C      Am
Santas reindeer

F
But he never has

    G                   C Am
And yeah that makes him sad

   F             G                   C
He never has and yeah that makes him sad

          F        G         C Am
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus

F      G      C     Am
On the eve of Christmas

    F           G             C            Am
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list

   F          G           C
So jesus gets nothing for christmas

     F          G           C
Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas

C      G
All he wants is

F     G
World peace

       C          F
But he also kinda likes the look

        C            G
Of that new old navy fleece

    C               G
And yeah he wants to end

F            G
Violence and war

       C          F
But he also kinda wants to

        C                G
Try out grand theft auto 4

C
He gets no milk and cookies

          F
Like that fat santa clause does

         F
He's the reason for the season

         G
But he's always sad because

   F      G            C
He is the man who gets nothing each year

F              G           C
Even though he hasn't been bad

       F        G
How he longs to hear

C      Am
Santas reindeer

F
But he never has

    G                   C Am
And yeah that makes him sad

   F             G                   C
He never has and yeah that makes him sad

        F        G         C Am
Because everyone thinks of Jesus

F      G      C     Am
On the eve of Christmas

    F           G             C            Am
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list

   F          G           C
So jesus gets nothing for christmas

F          G           C
jesus gets nothing for christmas

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Jesus just doesn't know what to do

   F               G            C          F
He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth

        F          G           C        F
And the worst part is it's his birthday too

    F          G           G
And jesus gets nothing for christmas.