Hank Green – Im Not Edward Cullen (Ukulele)

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TITLE: I'm Not Edward Cullen ALBUM: This Machine Pwns N00bs MUSIC AND LYRICS: Hank Green ORIGINAL ARTISTS: Hank and Katherine Green TRANSCRIPTION: Andrew Marsden This is a relatively easy song, I'd say.

C-tuning (gCEA)
F         2010
C         0003
G         0232
C7        0001
G7        0212

============== HANK: VERSE:

       F              C          F              C
   The hidden moon is rising over Forks, Washington,

       F            C                G
   And suddenly you shy away from my body's warmth.

                  F             C                    F              C
   My muscles are hard as I can make 'em, but that's not enough for you,

   F                 C                    G             C
   You want me to be cold and hard like a moving marble statue.

BRIDGE:

       G                             C
   The only thing that you think you need,

          G                          C
   Is the one thing that I can never be.

CHORUS:

   C                            C7
   You don't love me 'cause I'm not Edward Cullen

         F                            G7
   I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,

       C                                    C7
   But you can't help but realise these are golden contacts in my eyes,

      F                                  G7            C            
   So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me.

LINK: C ----- KATHERINE: VERSE:

   F        C          F            C
   Only one man can protect me from harm,

          F                  C                 G
   Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God.

         F          C            F          C
   For a century he saved his virginity for me,

       F           C                  G                  C
   And I know all about that girl you scored with in two thousand three.

BRIDGE:

            G                       C
   He's the only man that I can't resist,

           G                               C
   And you can't convince me he does not exist.

CHORUS:

   C                              C7
   I can't love you 'cause you're not Edward Cullen.

           F                            G7
   You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,

       C                                  C7
   But I can't help but realise those are golden contacts in your eyes,

      F                            G7           C
   So you can never be the one and only boy for me.

LINK: C ----- DUET: VERSE:

        F       C               F              C
H: It's so superficial that you love his fancy cars.

       F             C          G
K: But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart.

     F                 C                  F               C
H: I hope some day his child will rip its way out of your womb.

   F                      C                      G             C
K: Give up now and we can still be friends; I'll never fall in love with you.

BRIDGE:

       G                             C
H: The only thing that you think you need,

K: The only thing that I rea - lly need,

          G                            C
H: Is the one thing that  I  can never be.

K: Is the one thing that you can never be. CHORUS:

   C                                C7
H: You don't love me  'cause   I'm  not Edward Cullen.

K: I can't love you 'cause you're not Edward Cullen.

           F                            G7
H:  I  can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,

K: You can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen,

       C                                    C7
H: But you can't help but realise these are golden contacts in  my  eyes,

K: But I can't help but realise those are golden contacts in your eyes,

      F                                  G7            C
H: So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me.

K: So you can ne - ver be the one and only boy for me. OUTRO: C ============== I think this is pretty much accurate. You can play around with the C/C7 and G/G7s, if you want. It's really down to interpretation now. Rate, favourite or comment or whatever. And as they say in my home town, Don't Forget to Be Awesome. - Andrew