Hank Green – Baby I Sold Your Dog On Ebay (Guitar)

Capo 2 Video Lesson
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Here is the tab to one of Hank's early songs. It doesn't include any of the instrumentals, but you can probably figure those out as they just use the same chords as the rest of the song: C, Am, and G
     C
Baby close your eyes
and hear the words I say
     Am
Oh I realize
That you're in a lot of pain
       Bb
and I apologize
I never wanted it this way,
F              G
Please...don't cry

                        C
Baby I sold your dog on eBay

                         Am
We both knew that we had bills to pay

                        Bb          F
It was either him or my PlayStation 2

      Bb                F
which doesn't even eat food

         Bb         F            G
and will never ever pee on the duvet

        C
One day I came home
and that dog had escaped
      Am
he forsook his bone
and instead he ate
     Bb
everything I own
from the couch to the drapes
  F                 G
I called you on the phone

                             C
And said "I'm selling him on eBay

                            Am
We both know that we've got bills to pay

                       Bb          F
He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9

       Bb            F
That's crossing the line

    Bb           F         G
I'm listing the auction today"
C F G
  C                          G
I put him in a box with some Styrofoam peanuts

  F                   
a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones

    C                   G
the guy online paid for overnight shipping

       F                       G    C
so the very next day he was in Buffalo
C G F
    C      G     F
Oh, please don't cry,

    C      G     F
Oh, please don't cry,

    C         G     F
Baby, please don't cry,

    C            F
Goddammit, stop crying.

         C
He is an ugly dog
like a ball of walking fuzz
             Am
and he poops constantly
more than any other dog does
             Bb
but we won't have to worry
about it anymore because
       F         G
please listen to me

                   C
Yeah I sold him on eBay

                         Am
we both knew that we had bills to pay

                      Bb      F
I got a hundred fifty dollars for

               Bb                F
that mutt that peed all over my floor

      Bb               F       G
and I know they'll be hell to pay

            C
Yeah we had bills to pay

                     Am    C7
so I sold her dog on eBay

                            Bb          F
I told her "you have got to understand it

Bb              F
yeah, he could sit

       Bb         C        F
but he absolutely couldn't stay.

Bb              F
yeah, he could sit

       Bb          C        F
but he absolutely couldn't stay."