Half Man Half Biscuit – Whit Week Malarkey (Guitar)

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 Up in the trees, down on the ground

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 High in the hills, under the sea

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 People playing low-key warm-up gigs

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 Performing tasters from their new LP.

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 We just got back from Greek isle Kos

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 Didn’t see no Vicki Leandros

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 We had a 96-track studio

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 And it was haunted by a Red Indian.

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See what we’ve got in the pipeline

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The Edge said we could maybe buy-on

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Met him at prestigious Marquee Club

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Mixed a storming set by Vow Wow

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 Vow Wow Wow Wow.

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 Ooh-ooh-ooh he’s here again

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 The man with the gaffer tape supplies

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 We’ll blow the headline act away

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 ‘Cos we’ve brought a coachload down with us.

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 Whit Week malarkey on the prom

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 Eyes down, look in - win beige headboard

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 She’s got a green belt in astrology

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 And I’ve got a black belt in No-can-do.

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My turn soon on Karaoke

         A                   D
Girl nearby asks who I might be

       A                   D
May be Boz Scaggs singing “Lido”

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Or, I might just up and leave.

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Just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave

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Just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave, just up and leave.