Half Man Half Biscuit – Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off (Guitar)

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  Watch out world I’m a man at ease, free to do whatever what I want.

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Lonely heathland here I come, deathless useless bracken underfoot.

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 Happy days are here again,

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 It’s just like I’m fourteen again.

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And I can’t cope but don’t tell your mom, not while she’s got Medicine Head on the phone.

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I need pills to help me sleep, and I need pills to wake me up as well.

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 Factory Prankster of the Year

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 Once upon a time and a half, time and a half.

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Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)

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Turned up, clocked on, laid off.

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Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)

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Turned up, clocked on, laid off.

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There’s people who can’t spell “weird” right, driving ‘round with thousands in the bank.

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But I get by - got a lot on my mind; I get by – got allotments on my mind.

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 The three men I admire most

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 The Father, Son and Mickey Most

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 Took the last train for the coast

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 And rendezvoused with Peter Glaze to kill Don Maclean.

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Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)

       C                    E
Turned up, clocked on, laid off.

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Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)

       C                    E
Turned up, clocked on, laid off.

     C                       E
Sign on with no hope in your heart

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When you walk through a storm, you get wet.