Half Man Half Biscuit – Totnes Bickering Fair (Guitar)

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[Intro] Bb F x2 [Verse 1]
F                         Dm
  So much for your journey of self discovery

Bb                        A7
  You had to cut it short - forgot your credit card

C                Dm
  The Decree Nisi came through this morning

G                      C     C7
  And I just called to say:
[Chorus]
          F
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          A7
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
[Instrumental] F A7 Bb C F [Verse 2]
F                          Dm
  You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled

Bb                          A7
  Your stab at solar heating just left me cold

C                 Dm
  I want a suntan - not Vashti Bunyan

G                C       C7
  Therefore henceforth:
[Chorus]
          F
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          A7
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
[Instrumental] C F C Bb Dm Ab C F NC F NC Bb Dm Ab C F NC Bb/F A7/E Bb/F A7/E [Short Verse]
C                                Dm
  That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died

G          C       C7
So on its behalf:
[Chorus]
          F
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          A7
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
[Chorus]
          F
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          A7
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

             C                           E7
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo
[Outro]
Bb                  C                       F
Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren