Half Man Half Biscuit – Took Problem Chimp To The Ideal Home Show (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
G Em D
G Em
[Riff 1]
G Em Bm D (x8)
[Verse 1]
G Em Bm D So banish me to the furnace, I must own though G Em Bm D My actions were in no way born out of some sort of Darwinist offensive G Em Bm D I just get a bit fidgety times; thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair G Em Bm D G High jinks to break up the so-so, methinks we need a little ho ho ho Bm D Go - Earls Court; a bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance G Em Bm D Straightways the floor gets slippery, eyes glaze and Bobby's getting jittery G Em Bm D Don't tease him, it don't please him - what's that? You want me to appease him? G Em Bm D7 How so sir? with Tetris? Not possible - didn't bring the GameBoy
[Chorus]
G Em Am7 D7 Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show G Em Am7 D7 G Once in a while I need these childish kicks G Em Am7 D7 Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show G Em Am7 D7 G God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks
[Riff 1]
G Em Bm D x2
[Bridge 1]
G Em Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Em Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Em Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Em Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the (water)
[Verse 2]
G Em Bm D Brickbats for Sottsass, bouquets for the chuckling footstool G Em Bm D In the heart of darkness there are no hassle free cabinets G Em Bm D Sometimes occasional tables, mid-air look kind of dangerous G Em Bm D Llewelyn-Bowen, two Carols, go on Bobby - both barrels G Em Bm D Three cheers for the infinite leaflets, ticker tape got me thinking of Kempes G Em Bm D Funky fabric, hip hip hooray, there's no stopping him, rip rip away G Em Bm D Heaven yes, distant now, one imagines after this lot G Em Bm D Still, gasp at his agility - albeit in the tree of tranquillity G Em Bm D Yes it's a mess I don't deny the crime, but look I've reduced your ironing time G Em Bm D Multifunctional, ain't that what you call it? Well here's a thought: feel free to install it G Em Bm D Your sink may well be superior, but we all stink once we reach the interior G Em Bm D7 Next week I'm taking him up west; we've not seen Lord of the Dance
[Chorus]
G Em Am7 D7 Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show G Em Am7 D7 G Once in a while I need these childish kicks G Em Am7 D7 Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show G Em Am7 D7 G God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks
[Riff 2]
G Bm D x4
[Bridge 2]
G Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children G Bm D Wade in the water, wade in the water children