Half Man Half Biscuit – Token Covid Song (Guitar)

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Most folk wrap their heads around it and cope

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Others simply cross their fingers and hope

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Some work every day to keep us out the fray

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 Everybody striving for the cause.

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But Lockdown Luke just had to fetch his guitar

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Lockdown Luke, social media star

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Eggs are eggs – that’s the truth and what’s more

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There’s no show without Punch and Lockdown Luke.

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Lockdown Luke is on the regional news

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Sings his thing and laps up all the reviews

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And as poor Jim succumbs Luke adds up his thumbs

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 Was it for this the clay grew tall?

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Lockdown Luke, curing all from afar

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Lockdown Luke for when you feel below par

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Desperate Dan you’re absolutely dethroned

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‘Cos twelve million likes Lock down Luke.

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 You bowled your maiden over; you’re our White Cliffs of Dover

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 We are Walmington-on-Sea

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 God fled when God saw the bread queues, but fear not ‘cos here’s Julie Andrews

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Luke will lead us through.

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People craving gigs and beers with their mates

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And wondering when they’ll get beyond the front gates

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Some will learn to cook, some may read a book

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And you know who will have more songs to sing.

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Lockdown Luke, acting out his wet dream

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Lockdown Luke, attention seeker supreme

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Lockdown Luke, for you the hills are alive

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Do-re-mi-me-me Lockdown Luke, do-re-mi-me-me Lockdown Luke

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Do-re-mi-so-far up your own arse.