Half Man Half Biscuit – Third Track Main Camera Four Minutes (Guitar)

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I got three from each section on the fixed odds coupon

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But I still don’t want to go to Cuba,

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‘Cos Cuba’s the new destination; Cuba’s the new Iceland

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And it’ll be full of Italia Conti rejects, so no; I don’t want to go to Cuba,

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I’d much rather go down to Dorset

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With its wonderful Bulbarrow Hill. Wonderful Bulbarrow Hill.

         G
I’ve got fur in my kettle and a film on my tea

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I’m living in a hard water town, but I don’t let it get me down

G
Far from it.

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Should any man wish to make himself immortal by painting a picture of wretchedness

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Then he’d be wasting his time knocking on my door.

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Maybe go to Mr Galbraith’s over the road. There he is now, look. Alone in his polytunnel

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With his pitiful competition onions.

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Neglected for two weeks in Cuba: A no rosette situation for Mr Galbraith.

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Oh he shouldn’t have gone to Cuba

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He should’ve just gone down to Dorset

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With its wonderful Bulbarrow Hill. Wonderful Bulbarrow Hill.

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Ah………………………………  Ah…………………………… Pots and pans

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Ah……………………………… Take off your coat or you won’t feel the benefit

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Ah……………………………… And now I’m going to tell you something

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Ah……………………………… Alright – here we go

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If ever an album title was in dire need of an exclamation mark

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If ever an album title was in dire need of an exclamation mark, it surely had to be

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Frampton Comes Alive!  Frampton Comes Alive! Run for the hills

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Frampton Comes Alive!  One more time

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Frampton Comes Alive!