Half Man Half Biscuit – Thems The Vagaries (Guitar)

Capo 2
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[Intro] A E D A E x2 [Verse 1]
A                              E
You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently

      D                                         A               E
Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again

    A                       E
Say hello spinal curvature, get used to the mirthless furniture

D                                         A                     E
Now we've kissed I've written this list, I thought you ought to know
[Chorus]
A
  Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries

E
  Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries

D                                     A     E
  Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
[Verse 2]
          A               
Well I'll not sit backwards on the train 

        E
I can't say I'll always flush the chain

         D                                 A                      E
And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests

A                             E
  Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory

D                                 A                E
  Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all
[Solo] A E D A E x2 [Middle 8]
Bm                 G             E      A
Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid

Bm        G                 F#7
Marijuana bores must be destroyed
[Verse 3]
A                                 E
Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes, not so octopus

D                                       A                   E
  Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there

A                            E
  No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent

D                                                  A           E
  It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band
[Verse 4]
   A                                        E
Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot, sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot

D                                            A                    E
  You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?"
[Chorus]
A                                         
  Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries

E
  Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries

D                                            A   G   F   E
  And I've been saving these things just for you

    A   G   F   E   
For you

    A   G   F   E   
For you

    A   G   F   E   A    
For you