Half Man Half Biscuit – Thems The Vagaries (Guitar)
Capo 2
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
A E D A E x2
[Verse 1]
A E You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently D A E Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again A E Say hello spinal curvature, get used to the mirthless furniture D A E Now we've kissed I've written this list, I thought you ought to know
[Chorus]
A Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries E Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries D A E Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
[Verse 2]
A Well I'll not sit backwards on the train E I can't say I'll always flush the chain D A E And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests A E Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory D A E Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all
[Solo]
A E D A E x2
[Middle 8]
Bm G E A Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid Bm G F#7 Marijuana bores must be destroyed
[Verse 3]
A E Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes, not so octopus D A E Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there A E No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent D A E It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band
[Verse 4]
A E Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot, sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot D A E You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?"
[Chorus]
A Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries E Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries D A G F E And I've been saving these things just for you A G F E For you A G F E For you A G F E A For you