Half Man Half Biscuit – The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Light Of An Oncoming Train (Ukulele)

C
She stayed with me until

    F
She moved to Notting Hill

    G                                C
She said it was the place she had to be.

          C
Where the cocaine is Free Trade

    F
And frequently displayed

       G                       C
Is the Buena Vista Social club CD

C
I thought she'd be back in 3 weeks

            F
And we'd go wandering The Peaks

G                            C
Sojourn in my Uncle Joe's ashram

         C
For when you're in Matlock Bath

          F
You don't need Sylvia Plath

C                                  G
Not while they've got Mrs Gibson's jam

         F                     C
Alas I'm brooding alone by the runnel

      G                       C
While she's in Capri with her swain

        F                       C
And the light at the end of the tunnel

       G                    C
Is the light of an oncoming train

C 
Well we both grew up in Eyam

    F
And strange as it may seem

G                               C
Neither of us thought we'd ever leave

        C
But the beak in Leek is weak

          F
And she's moved in, so to speak,

     C                       G
With featureless TV producer Steve.

F 
And now it's all Eva Cassidy

    C
And aphids in Picardy

    F             G
And so I can only ascertain

         F                       C
That the light at the end of the tunnel

       G                    C
Is the light of an oncoming train

         F                     C
Alas I'm brooding alone by the runnel

      G                       C
While she's in Capri with her swain

        F                       C
And the light at the end of the tunnel

       G                    C
Is the light of an oncoming train

       G                    C
Is the light of an oncoming train