Half Man Half Biscuit – Tess Of The Dormobiles (Guitar)

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I’m gonna rewind to the time when I first see you

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Fast forward to the place where you say “I do”

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 Then I’ll press pause, ‘cos I’m no longer yours

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How we ever got together is anyone’s guess

              A7           D  A
I was Betamax – you were VHS.

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You were more than happy on your own

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 I wasn’t even on the phone

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 But soon towards our fate we seemed to gravitate

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And before we knew it I was Angel to your Tess

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And your dormobile was my new home address

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And just for a while I too was VHS    Oh yes!

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Nature came and duly took its course

     D         G              A
Your heroine upon a big white horse

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 And I fully understood, it’s for the greater good

        G             A7               D
And you asked for a divorce and I said yes

      G               A7           D
And I went back to my own familiar mess

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Hello Betamax, you know the rest.

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Well now, who’d have thought we’d both end up in here

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 So close, yet so nowhere near

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Hayley Mills, Daniel Boone; me Tarzan, you June

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 Even now as both our ends are nigh

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I’d surely kill to have a second try

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But I’m on the ground floor; You’re up on high

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And I’m Freeview – Bet you’re with Sky.