Half Man Half Biscuit – Stuck Up A Hornbeam (Guitar)

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C
Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog

F                                           C
Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog

G                         F                     C    G
Gonna get discovered by a bloke out walking the dog.

C
I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone

  F                              C
I feel arthritic in every single bone

G                    F                      C     G
I've got a mynah bird that does nothing but moan.

    C
For you I'd lose my self esteem

    F                      C
For you I'd lose my self esteem

    G             F         C
For Crewe I'd use Junction 16.

G                 C  F C  G F C  G
Give me a spork.

C
Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow

F                                      C
Eight words giving me a green light to wallow

G         F                      C      G
"Up Next, brand new Live At The Apollo".

C
Psychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist

F                                 C
Recommended meditation to cure my woes

G                         F            C    G
Beats sitting round doing nothing I suppose.

     C
I've never been any good at DIY

F                                     C
"Do it yourself" would always be my reply

    G                                F                Am Em F C   Am Em F C   Am Em F C
Ah, won't you come back there's just one last knot to tie.

Am         Em       F       C
Stuck up a hornbeam feeling blue

Am       Em        F        C
Stuck up here on account of you

Am        Em            F      C      Am G C   Am G C
I want to jump but it's such a view.