Half Man Half Biscuit – Sponsoring The Moshpits (Guitar)

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In front of the bar staff the bands still play

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So I get on my knees and really pray

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Ask for inspiration from the boys up above

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Handed down a plan which seems simple enough.

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Another bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat

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We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums.

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Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked

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Then describe to companies how their name would look

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Plastered round the area where the punters mass

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Ten times more effective than the underpass.

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It’s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat

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We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums!

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Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in

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A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound.

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Come on everybody there’s no time to waste

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Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste

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Common misconceptions will be left at the door

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And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore.

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So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel for keeping small clubs afloat

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We’re sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums!

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Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in

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A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound

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 And in this way your club will be saved from the JCB

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 And in this way your club will be saved from JCB.

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Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.

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Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.

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Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.

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Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.