Half Man Half Biscuit – Song Of Encouragement For The Orme Ascent (Guitar)

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G
 Well, I just cycled in to the pine floored living room
Pissed on the mystics; scoffed at the Hockney.
Em
Took all the road signs back to the council

       G                     D7
Put my foot through the TV - not that they’d noticed.

G
Winced at the film trivia book at the bog-side

D7
Burst all the bean bags; smoked all the French fags

G
 Hey, Mr. Gauloises - ou est le hubcaps?

D7  G   D7  G   D7  G   D7  G
Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..

G
 I scream, you scream, we all scream for I Ching
And spag bol and Soulmates and Persian cats.
          Em
There’s a ghost with a conscience, a fridge full of nonsense.

G
 Here’s to your world view, the one in which you

D7
Feel there should be a saxophone in the corner,

G
 Say that again and I’ll generalise ya.

D7  G   D7  G   D7  G   D7  G    G
Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..  Aah…..