Half Man Half Biscuit – Soft Verges (Guitar)

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Em
   So I’m walking down the road and heading towards me
Is somebody I know, but not like a brother He’s seen me, and we both realise That we’re going to have to put into operation the tricky manoeuvre that is Acknowledgment without breaking stride.
Em
So I keep my eyes fixed firmly on the ground,  ‘til I get within ten or so feet away
With a nod of the head and a timely hello I can carry on walking, don’t wanna get talking Rule number one – carry on walking and anyway I don’t know his name.
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And if I were to guess I’d guess it all wrong and I’d be there for a long time.

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How’s it going, where’re you living

       Bb                C
Do you still see much of Steve?

        G                F
Are you married, are you working

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Do you still drink in the Swan?

Em
Inside back page, Radio Times “My kind of day” with the actors and actresses
I get up about six, and I have a cold shower, switch on “Today”, Vitamin C Write some letters ‘til quarter past eight when Olivia takes Oliver to school. It’s about an hour’s drive to Shepperton from ours
Em
So I go through the scripts in the back of the car
And if I get hungry I’ll eat a Multigrain Bar. Weekends are good we can walk the South Downs as a family But of course what most people never realise Is that us poor actors are out of work
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For ninety percent of the time.

        G                  F
Yes, of course I must have missed you

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At the Job Club yesterday

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Maybe you were signing on or finding out about free school meals.

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Gary doesn’t live here anymore, Gary doesn’t live here anymore

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Gary doesn’t live here anymore, Gary took a dive from the second floor.