Half Man Half Biscuit – Shes In Broadstairs (Ukulele)

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C
Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another

They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather

    F
And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather

And then about her sister and how I really missed her,

    C
And maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella

She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;

   F
It came on all torrential and therefore it's essential

You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.

C                     F
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs

         C                  F            C
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.

  C
Apparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in

Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator

  F
I couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.

Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river

    C
I'm on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet

I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly

  F
I tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage

And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.

C                     F
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs

         C                  F             C
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.