Half Man Half Biscuit – See That My Bikes Kept Clean (Ukulele)

        C        G               C
There's one last favour I ask of you

        F                        C
There's one last favour I ask of you

                 F        G      C
There's one last favour I ask of you

            G7          C
See that my bike's kept clean.

                G                    C
It's a long old lane and it's got no end

       F                             C
It's a long old lane and it's got no end

                F             G      C
It's a long old lane and it's got no end

                   G7                 C
It's a green light now but it's gonna change.

                  G           C
There's two white horses in a line

        F                     C
There's two white horses in a line

                  F      G    C
There's two white horses in a line

              G7               C
And two white cars coming up behind.

                   G                         C
My wheel's stopped turning and my hand's got cold

   F                                         C
My wheel's stopped turning and my hand's got cold

                   F              G          C
My wheel's stopped turning and my hand's got cold

                G7                    C
It's a long old vehicle that runs you down.

             G               C
Did you ever hear a coughing sound?

        F                    C
Did you ever hear a coughing sound?

             F      G        C
Did you ever hear a coughing sound?

                  G7           C
Then you know somebody's got a cough.

                  G                 C
You can scrape me off with a silver spade

        F                           C
You can scrape me off with a silver spade

                  F          G      C
You can scrape me off with a silver spade

                 G7            C
You may flush me down a golden drain.

             G                     C
Did you ever hear the church bells toll?

        F                          C
Did you ever hear the church bells toll?

             F        G            C
Did you ever hear the church bells toll?

                   G7                   C
Then you know that prick's still on the road.