Half Man Half Biscuit – Sealclubbing (Guitar)

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I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich

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When a man walked up to me

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“Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question?

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If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?”

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Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes.

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Found myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads

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When a frail voice asked of me:

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“Would you mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension

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Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension”

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No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no.

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Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom

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When he reached out for the jar

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He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet

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A Haliborange overdose – that’s not the right way

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To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself.

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Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion

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When the stallion said to me:

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“That’s the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait

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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate”

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Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion.

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Me and my girl – sealclubbing

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Me and my girl – out on the ice

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Me and my girl – sealclubbing

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Me and my girl – oh so nice.

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Me and my girl – sealclubbing

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Me and my girl – out on the ice

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Me and my girl – sealclubbing

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Me and my girl – oh paradise.