Half Man Half Biscuit – Record Store Day (Guitar)

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Hip hip hooray it’s Record Store Day

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 You’re going to need a second mortgage

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Whip crack-away it’s Record Store Day

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 So get yourself a second mortgage.

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There’s a remix of their awkward fourth; out-takes of his difficult fifth

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 A lost recording of the bloke what died; an altercation in the queue outside.

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Oh, rock-a my soul it’s Record Store Day, so get yourself a second mortgage.

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Step this way it’s Record Store Day

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 The bands are clearing out their spare rooms

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If you want that in battleship grey

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 You’ll have to sell the family heirlooms.

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Extortion on a level you can hardly conceive: tarted up in a fibreglass sleeve

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 That acoustic thing which nobody bought - hey fellas I’ve just had a thought.

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It’ll all be okay come Record Store Day, when I need to pay me mortgage.

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Oh I do like to re-release me B-sides; I do like an overpriced LP

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On Record Store Day, on Record Store Day

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 On Record Store Day, olé olé olé

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 On Record Store Day, it’s a shame about Ray

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 On Record Store Day, I say I say I say

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 What’s the difference between a warhorse and a carthorse?

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 On Record Store Day, one darts into the fray

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 On Record Store Day, on Record Store Day

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 On Record Store Day, on Record Store Day.