Half Man Half Biscuit – Quality Janitor (Guitar)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
G C D (x12)
G C D G C D Get on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride G C D G C D I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride G C D G C D Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing G C D G C D All the kids appreciate the joy I bring. G C D I’m always happy G C D Ever so happy G C D There’s no-one more happy G C D I’m a comedy grandad.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x4)
G C D G C D Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say G C D G C D All the same I think I’ll say it anyway G C D G C D Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls. G C D I’m never happy G C D Never been happy G C D It’s not in my contract G C D I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big G C D I’m a quality janitor.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x8)
G C D G C D Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates G C D G C D And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate. G C D I’m always running G C D All knees and elbows G C D Got a stick with a spike on G C D G C D Cartoon ducks laugh at me. G C D G C D I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore, G C D G C D A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x8)
G C D G C D Nobody loves me anymore G C D G C D Nobody loves me anymore G C D G C D I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor G C D G C D But nobody loves me anymore.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x20) G