Half Man Half Biscuit – Prs Yearbook Quick The Drawbridge (Guitar)

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Come see the townsfolk keenly gathered round the gibbet

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Got a book of five hundred cloakroom tickets

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See what they’ve gone and done

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To the trendy mother from the sitcom,

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 When she said “Penny for ‘em?”

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To her teenage son, who was staring into space.

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Comedy hypnotist, when you wake up you’ll be me

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And you’ll walk to the side of the road and you’ll see

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All the cars and the lorries and the buses and vans

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But to you they’ll be like “ooh savoury snacks!”

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When you’re feeling really hungry

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 You can just step out and eat one, go on, you know you want to.

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Runrig with special guest Mike Peters

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Red and white, black and white, blue and white bandanas

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 See what we’ve gone and done 

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To the band who got a bit pompous,

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 They called their fan club an Information Service.

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Agony Aunt if I had the arse of a crow

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And the wings of a sparrow, and you were below

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Sitting on park bench in memory of

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Bad dreams with a girl you’ve loved for most of your life

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With an IRN D J, at an A&R showcase

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A&R showcase.

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PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook; quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge

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PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook; quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge

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PRS, PRS golf weekend, I used to think that you had to attend.