Half Man Half Biscuit – Possible Side Effects (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
Em Cadd9
Em Cadd9
Em Cadd9
Em Cadd9
[Verse 1]
Em C Em Cadd9 Whenever I hear a news report of an avalanche involving British skiers Em C Em Cadd9 I listen in with interest in the hope that I might catch the name Ben Shepherd D Am C D Little wonder that we parted, I’m always otherwise engaged Em C Am D So many waters still uncharted; so much guilt to be assuaged.
Em Cadd9
Em Cadd9
[Verse 2]
Em C If I were a carpenter I’d doubtless have a hammer Em Cadd9 And I’d hammer in the morning on the door of Alan Sugar. D Am Alright mate, I’m just working on the property opposite C And I notice you have a couple of slates o... oh, it’s you! D Em Any road, I’ve got some tiles in the van if you want me to get up there C Got a load of kiln-dried logs too if you’re interested? Am I’m thinking of sponsoring a gorilla at Bristol Zoo, what d’ya reckon? D D’you need any facecloths?
[Instr]
G D Em C D
G D Em C D
Em Cadd9
Em Cadd9
[Verse 3]
Em C Em Cadd9 So you went and changed your name, honeymooned beside Lake Placid Em C Em Cadd9 And to my eternal shame I went to Legoland on acid D Am Over my right eye there was a Kraft cheese slice C Over my left eye there was no Kraft cheese slice D Scrawled across my chest was the name of a band I’d joined called “Private Sponge and the Others” Em C And I was clambering over things and crashing into things Am Before finally coming to an end amongst a jumble of bricks D Which had up until my intervention represented the keep at Windsor Castle
[Instr]
G Cadd9
G Cadd9
G Cadd9
F D
F D
[Coda]
G D I still love you Lucy-Ann Em C D D7 And I’m not a rock; nor am I an island G D Try to picture if you can Em C D Robert Hoffman scanning the horizon.
[Outro]
G D Em C D
G D Em C D
Am G
Am G
Em D G G
Em D G G
Em D G