Half Man Half Biscuit – Petty Sessions (Ukulele)

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Chords

C
I stick me big nose in

When I go out Sealed-off car park

G
What’s it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff

                      C
“That was a ten pound note!”

C
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

                  G
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

C   C7            F
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

G                           C
And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”

C
Facebook Mum

YouTube Dad Sea Bass, Man Bag

G
Fifty quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing

            C
Hymn number 252

C
Here come the Barmy Army

                   G
They’re absolutely crazy

C     C7            F
Bart, Elvis and the baby

G                          C
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.