Half Man Half Biscuit – Persian Rug Sale At The Urc (Guitar)

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 Wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan, I waited patiently for love

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 It came along in the shape of you but with another man

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So go, Svetlana go; your palfrey awaits.

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 Consoled myself with a cheese and onion batch, ‘Sing To God’ by Cardiacs, and a beer

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 Then like a blockhead I followed you to the Odeon

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 Still wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan.

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 Seems like my time machine is on the blink – this should be 1461

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 Now I can see I’m at Towton by the carnage

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 But Alfie Bass and that drone has got me foxed.

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J-J-J-J-J Jimmy’s on overnights, Maureen’s on seven-three. Edward the Fourth is on self scan

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 Norman Hunter and Francis Lee are going  toe to toe

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 Amongst the entrails of the slain.

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 At the U R C,  at the U R C,  there’s a Persian rug sale at the U R C

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 At the U R C,  at the U R C,  there’s a Persian rug sale at the U R C