Half Man Half Biscuit – Outbreak Of Vitas Gerulaitis (Ukulele)

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Tedious people, tiresome town under the gaze of the mayoral frown

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Always calm with a gentle breeze - Tarkus in black vinyl please.

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What would you do?

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If the sexton's wife from the best kept village nearby came running

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With bells round her neck and said

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You'd better move away, tomorrow or today

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'Cos when the owl starts laughing we will all fall down

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There's an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way.

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Why it's Mr Kowalski - it was you all along

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That ski lodge would have been mine if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

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But what can you do?

          Dm               G
When your mum's in Rampton bouncing off the walls

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And singing 'Who's afraid of Virginia Wade?'

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Why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow?

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Was our motto, subsequently engraved on a plaque

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As a reminder of the attack of Vitas Gerulaitis.

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We all fall down, we all fall down,

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We all fall down, we all fall down,

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Who's afraid of Virginia Wade?

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Who's afraid of Virginia Wade?

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An outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis in the town

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In the town, in the town, in the town

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We all fall down.