Half Man Half Biscuit – On The Roids (Guitar)

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Here comes The Black Horse,   there goes The Brown Cow

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Full of ringers of course,   thrown up from the plough

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The hoops and the stripes,  the halves and the quarters

Bm                 C   Eb                 D
The Sunday morning rain,  the touchline refrain:

             G                   C                   G                   C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids

           G                             C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on

           G                             C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because

             G                   D            G Am (x2)  G Am Em D (x2)
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.

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It’s Lee’s twenty-first   but they’re not coming in

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Because Bruiser McHuge  declares them too thin

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Annoyed and upset  they head for elsewhere

Bm                        C    Eb                  D
They’d normally argue the toss,  but besides being boss

             G                   C                   G                   C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids

           G                             C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on

           G                             C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because

             G                   D         G Am (x4) Bm C Eb D
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.

G                        C      G                       D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds

G                        C      G                       D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds

G                        C      G                       D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds

G                        C      G                       D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he’s a nark on the steds

Bm                C    Eb                            D
His paranoia is absurd   – are you thinking ‘bout my bird?

             G                   C                   G                   C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids

           G                             C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on

           G                             C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because

         G                       C
Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know,

         G                       C
Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know

         G                       C
Leave it be, let it go; don’t be daft don’t you know, 

             G                   C                   G                   C
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids

             G                   C                   G                   C         G C D G
He’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids, he’s on the ‘roids.