Half Man Half Biscuit – On Finding The Studio Banjo (Guitar)
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[Intro] G```/C`G` (x4)
G C G Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
It’s spreading like pneumonia
C G Doesn’t look like going down C G There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack C G And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flack
G```/C`G` (x2)
C G Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
C G They’re gonna be out late C G We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966 C G And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
G```/C`G` (x2)
D G Someone get a message through to Captain Snort D G That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort D G And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight D G ‘Cos there’s going to be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
G```/C`G` (x4)
C G All this aristocracy has really got to stop C G We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp C G And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square C G And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
G```/C`G` (x2)
C G Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war C G With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door C G But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew C G Whereupon they bring about a military coup D G Someone get a message through to Captain Snort D G That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort D G And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight D G G C G ‘Cos there’s going to be a riot down in Trumpton tonight