Half Man Half Biscuit – Nove On The Sly (Guitar)

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   I’m a hard-jackin’ sound-scraping jump-uppin’ left-of-centre

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Freakbeat affair who refuses to worship at the altar of Detroit.

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I’m a funked-up holy roller, I’ve got a Nu House where the Old Skool used to be.

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Eggs bread cigs milk, eggs bread cigs milk.

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I’m light and dark, phat and mean; King of the Frankfurt jazz-tip scene

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Amen injections, sex-beat electro drops like you’ve never heard before.

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Reminds our kid of Moroder. Reminds our kid of Moroder.

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Moroder, Moroder

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M’road out of here is a trunk route: A552, A552.

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We got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut,

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Four out of five in Mixmag

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Wax and Update wanna do features.

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Do you ken Kenny Ken with his AKA?  A  K  A.

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Steve Madden, Steve Madden

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Charles Nove, Leskanich, Leskanich.

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   Stretch and Vern, look and learn – it’s 1am and he’s set to burn

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Drum and bass, Hake and Plaice, Muck and Brass, Cod and Bass.

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He knows his knobs and he nightly robs

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Massive mobs from Mary Anne Hobbs with talk of jam and crusty cobs.

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Eggs bread cigs milk, eggs bread cigs milk.

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The headphones are out on the tour bus by and by

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And everyone’s listening to Charlie on the sly

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God help you if your tour bus crashes and you die

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We’ll all know you were listening to Charlie on the sly.

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Charlie on the sly, like Jennifer in Rye, and Phil in Hay-on-Wye

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Who requested “My Oh My”, the one recorded by Sad Café.

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Got ten out of ten in Jockey Slut.