Half Man Half Biscuit – Multitude (Guitar)

       G               G7             C
When I wade across the Jordan I’ll be shining

      G                           D7
For I know the one I love is over there,

         G                   G7              C
From the straight and narrow path I’ve often wandered

    G             D7              G
But every time he puts me back on course.

         D7                                    G
Guide me then to where the fields of lambs are bleating

          D                 D7        G
Where the tiger soothes the baby kangaroo,

          C                             G                   E
Where the Transit full of Keith, in the side streets has no beef

     Am              D7       G         G D7 G
With Elgin, Nairn or Brora anymore.

       G              G7               C
As the yoke begins to crush my sinning shoulders

      G                                 D7
And a bunion leads my heart to curse my feet,

        G             G7              C
From on high I hear a choir of angels singing

    G               D7            G
And all at once the Kiss fans disappear.

     D7                             G
Open doors lead in to open arms and Grandad

D              D7                G
Yonder Mum and Dad stood playing darts,

     C                        G                 E
Come bid my burden ease; come give me bread and cheese

    Am              D7            G           G D7 G
And let me feed the birds for evermore.