Half Man Half Biscuit – Monmore Hares Running (Guitar)

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Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven

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By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven

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During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?

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Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do

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Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show

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Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage

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And declare your band to be a really good band;

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Fine shoes; incredible tunes.

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Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,

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Flirt with brass and later rue it.

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Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?

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Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,    

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And ever?

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Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins

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And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side

                        A
Good quality stationery never comes to my house.

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In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up

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Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man

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From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery.

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Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend

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Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon

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Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle

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I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.

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Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance?

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Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?

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Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,

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Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,

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Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,

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Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running.