Half Man Half Biscuit – Mod Diff Vdiff Hard Severe (Guitar)

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[Intro] D G Em G A [Verse 1]

D
 Upon a ledge I could do with chalk

I’d only gone for a sensible walk I didn’t bank on espying your form

G                   Em
You said you were Yosemite bound

G                   A
You said we’d never get off the ground.

[Verse 2]

D
 I’m well aware it’s a love in vain

You’re a peak I can never attain I’m so low level I’m in the drain

G                      Em
Grade one loose scree, I’m OK

G                        A
Trapped on Cloggy though, no way.

[Chorus]

D                 G      A
Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard severe

D              G      A
How do I climb out of here?

D                   G      A
Half past crag fast here I cling

G                      A
Call me a blockhead, a shell of a  man

G              A
Call Llanberis quick as you can.

[Break]

E           G           A
 Dreams are wheeling on thermals

E           G              A
 Streams of thought gone awry

E          G              A
 Schemes embarked on sent reeling

E           G
Whaling the tar out of me.

A                       
 Call out to the ghost of Kirkus

A                                   D     G  Em  G  A
 I call out to the ghost of Kirkus.

[Verse 3]

D
 You say I’m stupid, you say I’m a clown

You call me Incapability Brown So you’re the best chance of getting me down

G               Em
Ropeless maybe, hopeless no

G                   A
My Jacket’s pumpkin: Paramo.

[Chorus]

D                 G      A
Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard severe

D                  G      A
Won’t you winch me out of here

D                  G      A
Head cam, dead ram not my scene

G       A
M E N L O V E

G               A            A  G D
 Let me have myself in thee.