Half Man Half Biscuit – Mathematically Safe (Guitar)

G  Am C  D    G  Am C  D
Oh oh oh oh,  oh oh oh oh

G           Am        D           G
May morning,  hanging round a trapdoor

               Am           D      G
Saw a girl like  I’ve never seen before.

                 Am  C      D         G
I wanna make her       mathematically safe

               Am  C      D         G
Wanna keep her       mathematically safe.

                  Am  C            D         G
Take her up where       we’re mathematically safe

      Em      Am  C      D         G
Gonna wake up       mathematically safe.

G         Am                D          G
Mid table,  there’s nothing much on my fork

                   Am           D         G
It’s alright though  ‘cos I can go for my walk.

               Am  C       D         G
Around Cartmel,       mathematically safe

                    Am  C             D         G
Ain’t no alarm bell,       we’re mathematically safe.

          Am  C      D        G
On a lilo       in a sea of alright

      Em      Am  C            D         G
I’m a mongrel       and I just won a dog fight.