Half Man Half Biscuit – Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes (Guitar)

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     There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves 

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There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves

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With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks

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There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves.

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Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?

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When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about

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Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?

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When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear

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When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say

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"Careful now, that swan can break your arm".

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Yes before the gods that made the gods were born

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Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods

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That's when you got into, that's when you got into

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Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics