Half Man Half Biscuit – Letters Sent (Guitar)

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E
Keeper you've just made a decent save

So why d'you feel the need to rant and rave?

A
Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid

                                       E
Especially when they haven't done much wrong.

D      A         E
Please cease the trait.

Thank you to whoever found my purse Also when I fell, the passing nurse

A
And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon

                              E
Chartist demonstrators in the square.

D     A      E     D     A       E
Those on the ward, yours much restored.

I disagree entirely with your choice Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice

    A
I'd like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens

                                  E
A nice day out but best to take a flask.

D    A      E         D     A     E
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say

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The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you.

Sewage farm an absolute disgrace Picnic table somewhat out of place

A
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order

                                     E
And there's too much chlorine in the pool.

D   A      E      D     A       E
Thirteen across - where was the clue?

D    A      E      D    A          E
Bird on the wire - Len, you're the dogs.