Half Man Half Biscuit – Left Lyrics In The Practice Room (Guitar)

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"Demon fiend, leave your tomb, seek out the Virgin womb"

B                          A
Hey Chris from Future Doom, you left your lyrics in the practice room.

E                               A
"Cackling hag astride the broom - what dread upon the spume?"

B
Hey Chris I understand your gloom

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But come on, rock up - you're from Ilfracombe.

        A                                 E
Did you leave them there so that when the band who practice 8 'til 10

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May read them and perhaps then say "we gotta meet this cat today!"

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Whoh-oh Black Sabbath, bam-ba-lam.

    E                               A
You drink too much Oranjeboom; your jaw juts out like Mart Poom

B                       A
Dr. Desperate I presume? You left these in the waiting room

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How much more can I exhume, how much more can you consume?

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Oh let the light from the lighthouse shine on me

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Let the light from the lighthouse shine on me

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Let the light from the lighthouse shine on me tonight.