Half Man Half Biscuit – Joy Division Oven Gloves (Guitar)

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Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit Track: Joy Division Oven Gloves Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed [Intro] A - Bb - E x4 [Verse 1]
          A
Well they say she's too hot, yeah but guess what

E                       A
  I've got Joy Division oven gloves

        A
If it's her desire, I'll put my fingers in the fire

E                              A
  'Cause I've got Joy Division oven gloves

E                       A
  I've got Joy Division oven gloves

D    E               A       A7
Ooh, ooh, tropical diseases

D    E               A     A7
Ooh, ooh, chemical alarm

F    E                 A
Ooh, ooh, I'm a little blasé

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves
A - Bb - E x2 [Verse 2]
     A
Well I've been here and I've been there

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves

     A
I've been to a post-punk postcard fair

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  In me Joy Division oven gloves

D    E             A       A7
Ooh, ooh, Nagasaki towpath

D    E                 A     A7
Ooh, ooh, tickling the laird

F    E                     A
Ooh, ooh, checking out the Quantocks

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves
[Solo] A - Bb - E x2 D - E - A - A7 x2 F - E A - E x2
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[Verse 3]
     A
On a sinking ship a sailor yearns

E                      A
  For his Joy Division oven gloves

A
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns

E                     A
  In his Joy Division oven gloves

A
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands

E                     A
  In his Joy Division oven gloves

A
Dance, dance, dance, dance

E                      A
  In your Joy Division oven gloves

D    E               A       A7
Ooh, ooh, piccalilli shinpads

D    E                  A     A7
Ooh, ooh, polishing the knave

F E                   A
I keep wicket for the Quakers

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves

E                    A
  In me Joy Division oven gloves, oven gloves

E                         A
Oven gloves, oven gloves, oven gloves, oven gloves

E
Oven gloves
[Coda]
   A             E/B           A/C            D
My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf

     A/E         E/G#        A
So I sold it and opened up a stall

E                      A
  Selling Joy Division oven gloves

E                     A
  We got Joy Division oven gloves

E                       A
  Get your Joy Division oven gloves

E            A6
  Hallelujah