Half Man Half Biscuit – Its Cliched To Be Cynical At Christmas (Guitar)

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Now how did I guess you were going to express

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Your disdain at the crane with the bright fairy lights

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And you’d moan at the snow ‘cos your car wouldn’t go

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Oh it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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And you don’t have a tree and your smile has a fee

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All the same here’s a card for your boring façade

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Jingle Bells, piney smells, all the boys and the girls

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Say it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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Oh it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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See how we yawn at your bile and your scorn

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It’s a beautiful day Peace on Earth has been played

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Make a noise with your toys and ignore the killjoys

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‘Cos it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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Oh it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas.

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I saw three ships come sailing in

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Come sailing in, come sailing in,

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I saw three ships come sailing in

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On Christmas Day in the morning.