Half Man Half Biscuit – In A Suffolk Ditch (Guitar)

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It’s a moonlit night and to me it feels right, if it’s wrong somebody will say

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I’m just doing what I think’s best though I may have got carried away

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Never was it my intention to cause a hullaballoo

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So ask not what you can do for me ‘cos I’ve already done it for you.

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 In a Suffolk ditch, that’s where I put the continuity announcer

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 In a Suffolk ditch, I watched his credits roll

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 In a Suffolk ditch, I blathered over his privations

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 In a Suffolk ditch, complete remote control.

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There are no voices in my head, I don’t need a half bottle of Scotch

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I’m helping out where I see fit; it’s kind-a like a neighbourhood watch

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Truly is it my presumption – these deeds are just

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 But now the officer wants more details about my wanderlust.

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 In a Suffolk ditch, if you’re looking for the singers paintings

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 In a Suffolk ditch, the odd job man who never got back

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 In a Suffolk ditch, Kelvin Mackenzie

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 In a Suffolk ditch, in a second hand hessian sack.

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 Expecting commendation, imagine my surprise

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 When they dragged me to the station for a word to the wise

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 It’s not illegal – it’s in the Bible

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 Saint Augustine is a grass – Timothy too.

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 In a Suffolk ditch, the seven coats that were hanging on the newel post

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 In a Suffolk ditch, the ukuleles outside Sports Direct

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 In a Suffolk ditch, I found a space for your installation

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 In a Suffolk ditch, you’ll never see Nicholas Witchell ever again.

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 In a Suffolk ditch, in a Suffolk ditch,

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 In a Suffolk ditch yeah, in a Suffolk ditch come on

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 In a Suffolk ditch doing this on a weekly basis,

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 In a Suffolk ditch you should come along

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 In a Suffolk ditch let loose the endorphins,

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 In a Suffolk ditch it’s the new beach tidy-up.